ve to cooperate with you and let Xiaonuan do a paternity test with you Get out!" Xiao Yabai roared with feigned fury, her heart pounding wildly from a mixture of tension and fear. 。"If I don't do a D...Chapter 1060: He Really Doesn't Have Any Desire to Survive
Wēn Píngshēng struggled and shouted, "Yì shēng you this scoundrel, let me down!"
"Didn't you just ask me for a reward" he asked.
When Wen Pingsheng thought he was about to say something astonishing, he said, "The reward I desire is nothing more than getting a good night's sleep."
"It's only nine thirty." Wen Pingsheng said.
Sleeping at 9:30 That's what elderly people do.
Yi Sheng calmly said, "If you and I take a bath, it will be half past ten."
“You used to let me sleep by 11 pm, back then I still had a bit of a night life. Now it’s only 9:30 pm and you’re making me go to sleep My night life hasn’t even started yet. An Yixing, are you a devil” She hadn’t even scrolled Weibo or interacted with fans.
Yisheng fell silent for a moment, then asked in a deep voice, "… Are you sure you want to live the night life"
"It's...warm."
She's sure his idea of nightlife is totally different from what she imagined.
"Put me down, I can walk by myself," she said.
Yisheng listened to her words and let her down.
"I'm going to take a shower," Wen Ping Sheng said, then glared at him before slipping into the bathroom.
Yisheng hadn't even had time to remind her that she left her pajamas, when the bathroom door slammed shut.
In the bathroom.
Wen Pingsheng sat on the toilet brushing Weibo. After half an hour, she just remembered that there were a few face masks in the bathroom, which she used to apply when taking a bath. Then she washed her face with facial cleanser and applied a mask while continuing to brush her phone.
Yi Sheng went back to his room and showered in the bathroom. Then, he returned to Wen Ping Sheng's room.
Finding her still in the bathroom, he knocked lightly on the door. "Ping Sheng"
"Hmm, what's up" Wen Ping Sheng was applying a face mask, speaking in a muffled voice.
"You've been showering for forty minutes. It's not good to shower for too long," he reminded.
"I haven't taken a shower yet, I just went to the bathroom and now I'm putting on a face mask. I'll shower after the face mask." She had a smug look in her eyes.
She can spend two or three hours in the bathroom.
After finishing the face mask, it was half past ten. Then I took a bath and after coming out of the bathroom and completing my skincare routine, it was just time for bed.
Wen Ping Sheng walked toward the bed, yawning and pretending to be sleepy. "I'm so tired, I need to sleep," he said in a drowsy voice.
After saying that, he burrowed under the blanket.
"Let's sleep first, and talk about that tomorrow." Yisheng lifted her blanket and lay down.
"What's wrong" Wen Ping Sheng suddenly opened his eyes, looking at him curiously.
He looked into her eyes, "Aren't you tired"
Wen Ping Sheng said, "Things can't wait overnight. I can hold on until you finish talking before I sleep."
"No more, sleep."
"An Yisheng! How could you do this"
He stopped mid-sentence, leaving us hanging like that. Isn't that just cruel Keeping us up all night wondering what he meant
Wen Ping Sheng angrily threw the velvet blanket aside, sat on it, and grabbed the collar of his pajamas with one hand, "Spit it out! What's going on"
"Didn't you say you were tired" he raised an eyebrow, looking at her.
"I'm not sleepy anymore." Wen Ping Sheng blinked at him, her voice taking on the tone of a storyteller. "Dearest Mr. An, look at my beautiful and captivating eyes, how clear and spirited they are! I could listen to you tell stories all night long and wouldn't feel drowsy at all."
Yi Sheng was amused by her playful and cute appearance.
"Really"
"Come on, talk! If you don't confess, I'll have you dragged out and..." she threatened.
"I was wondering what kind of..." He tilted her head up, his large hand resting on the back of her neck, pressing her head down and whispering three words into her ear.
Wen Ping Sheng suddenly couldn't open his eyes, "Oh~ this topic is too hypnotic, I'm sleepy all of a sudden, I guarantee that within 5 seconds, I'll fall asleep."
After finishing his words, he slipped away like a mudfish, diving under the blanket and turning his back to Yixing. He covered his head and pretended to snore loudly.
Yi Sheng looked at her back, silent for a few seconds, picked up his phone and opened the camera recording function, gently pushed her collarbone, and whispered, "Ping Sheng."
Then Wen Ping Sheng's snores grew louder, as if he were sleeping soundly.
Yisheng recorded a half-minute video, after cloud backup, "Pingsheng, look at this."
"Hmm..." Wen Pingsheng grumbled unhappily, pulling the blanket down to reveal his head, "You old man, don't wake me up."
"Alright, good night!" Yisheng said to her, and then he didn't bother her anymore.
Then he edited the video, shortening half a minute to ten seconds and posted it to his Moments. His WeChat friends were only from the Tang family, his own family, and the Wen family.
Yi Sheng: Ping Sheng snores. [Video]
As soon as it was posted, he took a look and felt the copywriting wasn't quite perfect.
Just deleted and reposted.
Yisheng: Pingsheng snores, so cute. [Video]
After posting to WeChat Moments, she placed her phone on the bedside table and then hugged Wen Ping Sheng into her arms.
"Yìshēng." The pretending-to-sleep Wēnpíngshēng called out to him.
"Huh"
I remembered a joke: A very loving couple, when they sleep, the man always lets his wife sleep with her head on his shoulder. After a year, the man got shoulder periarthritis, and the wife got cervical spondylosis.
“Yìshēng.”
He let her go silently.
"Hee hee." Wen Ping Sheng smiled playfully and主動 slid into his arms.
"Yi Sheng, 'aren't you afraid of getting cervical spondylosis'"
"Hee hee~" Wen Ping Sheng continued to smile cheekily, "The joke I just told was about a couple who were very in love. We're not married, and we're definitely not that in love, so there's no risk of getting cervical spondylosis."
Yi Sheng's face darkened, “...” This little medical ignoramus.
"Go to sleep."
Wen Ping Sheng said goodnight with a smile on his face.
……
Early the next morning.
When Wen Ping Sheng woke up, he didn't see Yi Sheng's figure beside him. He didn't need to guess to know that he had already gotten up to make breakfast.
She habitually lay in bed, intending to browse her social media feeds on WeChat Moments and Weibo.
Soon, she saw Yi Shen's friend circle video dynamic posted last night, as well as the comments below.
She had quite a few mutual friends with Yisheng, so she could see what others were saying.
The word "cute" suggests that Yisheng wants to express a desire to survive, but because there are no other words or symbols used to modify the word "cute," it sounds very blunt. The whole sentence gives people a feeling of a low EQ straight man's strong pursuit. At the scene of a car accident; if the text content was changed to "My little Ping Sheng sleeping and snoring is so cute~", with the video, it would definitely melt many people's hearts.
Ya Bai: The one above really was a teacher before, the explanation was too excellent. Hahaha, early in the morning, I'm about to die laughing. The snoring sound being edited into fast-forward mode is so funny; just like the rumbling sounds my little Coal Ball makes when he feels comfortable and content, like a tiny tractor, the video captured it all.
Tang Mo Sanshao: Yisheng has gone cold, everyone else is leaving.
Mom: I've saved the video. When you're feeling down, just take a look. It's been so long since I've seen my little Sheng this adorable.
“……”
Wen Mu added Yisheng's WeChat when she lived here before.
There are still many comments below, almost all of Yi Sheng's WeChat friends have commented.
Wen Ping was so angry that he jumped out of bed like a carp being fished.
She stormed out of the room without even putting on her slippers.
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